• *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
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